Intro
The Writer of this website (me) states that he is able to cure
the mass illness of all people in the world.
A multimedia digital therapy homepage that aims not less than to
heal the core illness of modern humanity.
This page thinks, speaks, and offers solutions.
Summary
Offenburg, Germany – In a bold move to bridge mental health, digital culture, and artistic expression, Christian Bayer, known by aliases “Kris.” and “Mr. Löffel,” proudly presents The Methuselah Project⁴, a multimedia homepage exploring the depths of human identity, digital addiction, and metaphysical freedom.
Details
Born near the city of Offenburg, Bayer is a mind manager,
database developer, and psychonaut with a mission:
to heal, to laugh, and to transcend limitations. With a Mensa IQ
benchmark of 77 – a unique and unrepeatable score termed a
“throwaway quotient” – Bayer redefines intelligence as emotional
resonance and cosmic connectivity. “The Methuselah Project⁴” is a
living archive of radical self-expression and philosophical
experimentation. Visitors will find poetic meditations on love,
sanity, illness (“Computeritis”), and cosmic equations of
being,
such as “Zero and zero are one, and the summary of zero is two.” “I
am the love,” says Bayer.
“I built a homepage like a brain: a digital matrix where
personality, health, and future possibilities co-exist.” The site
is not a product – it’s an experience. A journey through
audio-visual textures, healing codes, and conceptual therapy
modules like the
Sexual Lust Therapy CCMWJ jukebox.
“I sell nothing. I reveal everything,” Bayer adds.
Who Is the Author?
Born in 1981 near the city of Offenburg, Bayer is a database designer by trade, a mind manager by self-declaration, and a metaphysical explorer by nature. His background includes a complex relationship with psychosis, artistic creativity, and digital subcultures. He is not hiding his scars—he documents them. “I have lived nine years as a psychotic. I’m not afraid of this. I used it,” Bayer states. His homepage becomes a mirror of his healing process: poetic, chaotic, humorous, and profound.Key Features
- Digital philosophy essays and thought experiments
- Original stories like “7, too good for this world” and “LallaLallaLalla”
- Personal narratives of overcoming psychosis and digital crime addiction
- Music-driven meditations and spiritual reflections
- Fully integrated into the aesthetics of early 2000s web culture
A Hyperreal Healing Interface
The site, online since 2002 and evolving ever since, is
described by Bayer as “a homepage made out of thought.”
Its purpose: to untangle illness from logic, to return soul to
system, to make the digital world safe for dreaming again.
It contains dozens of original texts, ideas, algorithms of self, and therapeutic modules. Among the more unusual features:
- Sexual Lust Therapy (CCMWJ) – A healing protocol using jukebox metaphors and symbolic interactions.
- Computeritis – A diagnosis and spiritual map of the digital mind overwhelmed by input, noise, and abstraction.
- Meta Ability Models – Concepts that redefine IQ, ability, and mental architecture in poetic formulas.
- Messages like “Zero and zero are one, and the summary of zero is two.” These are not errors—they are mystical equations.
His homepage includes confessions, artwork, and a narrative interface that blends early 2000s HTML aesthetics with raw visionary energy. You do not browse this site; you enter it, like a dreamscape.
Philosophy, Humor, and Music
“I am shy. I drink Coca-Cola. I play the Yamaha keyboard. I have
a high body volume.
I am not addicted to digital crime anymore. I am the love,” Bayer
writes, mixing sincerity with absurdity. But in these confessions
lies a structured form of therapy: disarming the viewer, then
offering transformation.
Bayer positions The Methuselah Project⁴ as a
philosophical medicine.
His writings include treatises on
- the symbolic meaning of God,
- the TV show The 4400, and
- mathematical reinterpretations of intelligence and identity.
And yet the tone remains playful, musical, and warm.
His favorite singer is LaFee.
His favorite concept is rest.
“Marketing is important professionally,” he says—
but this site sells nothing. It gives.
Availability
Website: www.inconsequential.org
Contact: Christian Bayer – laughingotto@icloud.com