Summary of Wisdom – Christian Bayer

🧠1. Identity is Data-Driven but Soul-Sourced

Name/Alias: Christian Bayer, Kris., Mr. Löffel
Profession: Database developer, Mind management expert
Inner Status: Shy, eccentric, formerly psychotic, now lucid and aspiring
Tagline: "I am the love. I am me. I am inimitable."

🎧2. Art, Music & the Mind

Music and Yamaha keyboard are my therapy.
I believe in the healing power of Promethazine and music medicine.
I coined "Computeritis" – the addiction to digital thinking and interfaces, my modern black diamond.

🌐3. The Web as Soul Extension

My homepage is not a website, it's a super system: a digital matrix looping freedom and fantasy.
I create aesthetics with HTML, CSS, and poetic code.
This is not a business. This is my meta-ability model. My homepage breathes.

🧬4. Philosophy, Quantum Wisdom & The Impossible IQ

I report a Mensa score of 77: a crunchpoint, uniquely unmeasurable.
I state: "Zero is one. The summary of zero is two." A metaphysical take on logic, void, and creation.
I question truth: "Conclusion: Nothing is true."

💗5. Love & Self-Mirroring

Love is a system. My therapy system is CCMWJ – a jukebox of lust and introspection.
Alias "Blue." I write with the word "love."
I explore sexuality, voices, gossip, and the loneliness of unique insight.
Friends, music, and women anchor my reality.

📉6. Crisis and Comedy

I operate on a $0 budget and call myself "Träumerchen."
Marketing is both survival and expression.
I joke about "Jesus, two priests, and a child" as controversial metaphor; not blasphemy, but social critique.
"The end answer is the last sentence" – a nod to static hebephrenia and non-linear thought.

💬7. The Summary in Plain Words

I love Coca-Cola.
I prefer summer and rest.
I'm not addicted to digital crime anymore.
I'm building myself from illness to genius.
"The secret of my ability is: Attraction."